It appears that this week, I will be ever so busy.

This weekend,
after pretending to be a superbly intelligent, elderly (but long dead)
homosexual man for awhile, I went to see White Noise with Jason and
Katie. And that was lovely. And then Sarah and I took her step brother
(or soon to be, I guess) to the mall for awhile and taught him what he
needs to know. He'll be successful in life, now, I'm sure. Oh, before
that, Sarah had belly button sexcapades and showed me her poser ollie
and we said goodbye to the lesbian bed. Which was an emotional event.
And Jesus turned the light on and we had to plan an escape route if
anyone happened to come in through the window. Which was an emotional
event. And Katie and I bought mattresses on the mattress black market.
Which, also, was an emotional event. Jason is a slut. In a nice way.

I'll leave you with this.